Sunday, November 29, 2009

RPatz- The Provider.

Midnight- RPatz sits there, stumming his guitar. In walks KStew and DFan.
KStew: Yo, RPatz. Nice song you got going there. You wanna hook us up with some vodka and some kool-aid?
RPatz: What's the magic word KStew?!
KStew: Dude, give me the fucking JJuice! Let's go RPatz!

12:30- After the rest of the cast shows up.
AGreen: DFan, it's past your bedtime!
DFan: Nah uh AGreen! My bedtime is 1.
AGreen: Fine. But make that your last glass!

1:15- RPatz is still stumming guitar. DFan is still awake. And AGreen is not happy.
AGreen: DFan, I told you one more glass 45 minutes ago! And RPatz, this is the same damn song you were playing an hour ago!

1:30- DFan finally passes out. RPatz has finally finished his hour and a half long song. And KStew gets a good idea.
KStew: TLaut, you wanna start a game of beer pong? Me and RPatz vs you and JRath. I'm sure we can get KLutz to ref.
TLaut: Set that game up man! You're going down!

2:00- Beer Pong going strong.
AGreen: If you all are going to do that, I'm taking a shower. I expect this to be over when I get out.
RPatz, KStew, TLaut, JRath, KLutz: mafsodifujoudjt (mumbling....)

2:45- AGreen has finally calmed down and has finished her shower. She walks in to find TLaut passed out on the beer pong table, RPatz back to stumming his guitar (same song obviously), KStew and JRath arguing over who actually won the game, and KLutz sitting there playing Call of Duty.
AGreen: Why is TLaut on the table? And why in the name of Jesus is RPatz still playing that damn song?! I thought you finished that already?!
RPatz: AGreen, this is art. Just sit back and enjoy.
AGreen: What are you two arguing about?! I think we should all just relax and go to bed. We have to be on set early tomorrow.
KStew: I'll go to bed when he (JRath) admits that he was cheating and that we won that game!
JRath: We were not cheating! And we one that game!
AGreen: I think tomorrow we should all relax and have set bedtimes. DFan has already messed up her sleep schedule for one day.
TLaut: (wakes up and throws beer pong ball) Shut the hell up AGreen! People are trying to sleep here!


The End.

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