The Valentine's Day Party

So our esteemed cast member, AGreen, decided it would be fun to throw a Valentine's Day extravaganza at The Penthouse.  Here's what ensued:

AGreen:  Okay guys, I'm serious here.  I want everyone, yes that means you too KLutz, to participate.  DFan told me she already has started on her Valentine's Day Box.

AGreen begins to mumble to herself what needs to be done before the party.

JRath:  Way to overachieve there, DFan.

KLutz:  For reals.  What are you, AGreen's little mignon now?  We thought you were cooler than that. 

DFan:  (Whispering so AGreen cannot hear the comment)  Hello - I was just trying to get her to stop talking.  She kept talking about this stupid party and so I made something up.  Anyways, I just bought mine.  Premade cards and everything.

Still keeping AGreen out of the conversation.

KLutz:  Good.  Because mine's an old video game holder.  It's red.

RPatz:  Um, I think there's a heart sticker on my guitar box.  Would that work?  Because I planned to sing a song for each of you.  So the box would be empty.

KStew:  And what'll that take?  Like six hours?  How about one song for the whole group.  

RPatz:  But didn't you guys like my Christmas CD?

Everyone: Oh yeah/it was great/loved it.

JRath:  My valentine's are great.

KLutz:  Red cups don't count.  Especially not used ones.

JRath:  Well crap.  I even sharpied the names on.  Hey where's TLaut?  I was hoping to get a game going.  So we all can use our NEW red cups.

KStew:  He's at some party for that movie he's in.  Or something.  

AGreen:  (Stops making lists to herself)  Alright.  Let's start decorating.  The first thing we need is a table for our boxes!  Oh and I made a list of what everyone else needs to do...

Everyone else starts grumbling, yet, three hours later, the party is all ready to go, just as TLaut is coming in from his party.

TLaut:  Wow guys, my movie is not good.  I'm just not in it enough.  And I'm wearing clothes the whole time.

AGreen:  TLaut, I've seen previews and a track shirt just doesn't count.  And we need your box before our soiree can start.

He hands her a t-shirt that has had the collar and sleeve openings sewed shut.  Her face turns to a grimace as a realizes that it's one of the shirts that she gave him for Christmas.

TLaut:  You like that there, AGreen?  Thought you would.  I picked the pink one and everything.

JRath:  That's awesome.  Just awesome.  

KLutz:  Awe, come on AGreen, he doesn't wear them anyway.  At least it's getting some use.

AGreen:  Okay.  Fine.  Thanks for making one at least.  RPatz really failed at this.

RPatz:  Err - mine's still a box.  And there's still the little heart sticker.

KStew:  But your guitar playing still stinks.

DFan laughs.  Agreen is clearly put out by the jokes being made at her party.

AGreen:  Does no one like my party ideas?  I though they were so clever!

TLaut:  It's not that we don't like them.  We just don't like crafts.  And boxes.  And decorating.  But we do like movies.  Who wants to go watch me on screen?  I have passes to see Valentine's Day tonight.

AGreen:  Well, I guess it is festive for the holiday...

A Penthouse Resident Celebrates a Birthday.

As many of you may know, today is our friend TLaut's birthday.
His 18th to be exact.
And when you turn 18, it is kind of a big deal.
Here we look in as the Penthouse residents celebrate the important day.

(We come in on the castmates having dinner around the dinner table. Balloons and streamers are hung on the walls and everyone is sporting their party hat (courtesy of AGreen))

Everyone: Happy Birthday TLaut!!!
AGreen: I think it is time to open presents! Here, this one is from DFan.
TLaut: Thanks DFan! (opens present) Wow lottery tickets.
DFan: Yeah, I had to have KStew buy them for me. But now you can do that yourself!
TLaut: Sweet.
AGreen: Here. Open this one from KStew.
TLaut: (opens present) A pack of cigs? I don't even smoke.
KStew: Yeah, but now you can. And I was trying to get rid of those anyway, so there you go.
TLaut: Thanks. I guess.
AGreen: Here. This one is from me.
TLaut: (opens gift) What the heck is this?
AGreen: Those are your voter registration forms! Since you turned 18 you can vote now. So I went ahead and took care of all of that for you.
TLaut: Well thanks.
KLutz: Well, RPatz, JRath, and I went in together on a gift for you. But it hasn't come in yet. So when it gets here, you can have it then.
AGreen: Aww that stinks. I hate it when packages are late in the mail.

(RPatz, JRath, and KLutz exchange smirks and hold back laughter..)

RPatz: Yeah, I don't know what it is about this American postal service you guys have here, but it's too bad that your gift didn't come in man.
AGreen: Well, I'm going to run and get the cake and ice cream.

(After AGreen leaves room, KStew turns to face the guys.)

KStew: You guys are up to something. I can tell.
JRath: I have no idea what you are talking about. Our gift was lost in the mail.
RPatz: Yeah, calm it. (**starts to snicker**)

(AGreen returns with cake. Everyone eats and heads to bed. Around 11 pm, the following takes place.)

RPatz: (shaking TLaut) TLaut! TLaut wake up!
KLutz: Yo wake up! We're going somewhere.
TLaut: What?! What the heck are you doing?
JRath: Here put these clothes on. You have to wear clothes where we're going.

(Other guys start to snicker.)

TLaut: What are you guys laughing at? Hand me some pants. And a shirt if you're making me wear clothing.

(Their car pulls up along the side of a building. As TLaut glances out the window, he spots the sign that gives away where they are.)

TLaut: Are you kidding me?! You brought me here! This is the best present ever! Why didn't you tell me before??
JRath: And ruin seeing that look on your face?
KLutz: And I think we all know that AGreen would have never allowed this if she knew we were here.
RPatz: Are you guys just going to hang out out here all day or are we actually going to go in? Cause I didn't get away from the Penthouse to just hang around outside of this joint.

After a nice night at "The Joint" the guys return to the Penthouse and their beds.

Whitney's note: Happy birthday TLaut. I hope it was celebrated in this manner. And I wish you the best of luck fending off all of the women who are now legally able to lust after you.

VD.

On the tv is a new show called The Vampire Diaries. As I watch (and loveee) the show, I find some similarities to Twilight. As do our castmates. Here they discuss.


KLutz: DFan, what are you watching on the tv there?
AGreen: It better not be anything bad. You know how I don't like you watching some of those programs.
DFan: It's The Vampire Diaries. It's about vampires. And is based on a book.
KStew: Well, that sounds familiar...
TLaut: Are there werewolves?
DFan: No. But I think they are coming. One episode kinda hinted toward it.
TLaut: Well, until there are werewolves, I'm not watching.



(Paul Wesley, aka Stefan Salvatore, aka The Hotness, comes up on screen.)




KStew: Woah! Who is that?
DFan: That's Stefan. He's the main vampire. Kinda like the Edward.
KStew: I'm not gonna lie, he's pretty hot.
RPatz: Well of course you think he's hot. He looks like me.
AGreen: What do you mean he looks like you?
RPatz: Well look at him. If I was dressed like Eddie right now, we would look like twins. The same hair. The same clothes. The same really confused look on our faces.
JRath: Well, there are some similarities.
AGreen: JRath, you are supposed to be thinking about what you did. Don't think I've forgotten.
DFan: Anyways, Stefan is kinda like Edward too. I mean, neither one drink human blood. And that's kind of it. Oh, and he loves Elena.


(Paul Wesley, The Hotness, takes the shirt off.)






KStew: Daaaaaaang. Well, there's one thing that you and him don't have in common RPatz.
TLaut: Yo, that's more like something Stefan and I have in common.
RPatz: You all can shut it.

KLutz: I just like this Damon cat. He seems cool.
AGreen: You would.